TheFirstMrsHummel

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June 2013

Okay, gonna shuffle off to teach class now

Looking to return to a dash full of adorable Chris pics.  :)

Jun 19, 2013
RIP JAMES GANDOLFINI!!!!!!!!!

dlgr:

That’s so sad, man! 51!!!! What the hell… T___T

Oh no!  :(

Jun 19, 20131 note
Jun 19, 20132 notes
#maddie was it you?

mdiamandis:

i don’t get why people feel like they’re entitled to judge relationship age gaps when the younger person is an adult??? like yeah i understand it’s illegal and wrong for a 10 year old to have sex with an 18 year old, but chris is 23 fucking years old and mature enough to make his own decisions. he doesn’t need relationship advice from 15 year olds.

Jesus Christ, he’s also a Golden Globe award-winning actor, a NYT best seller, and a screenwriter.  Is it possible that someone who’s accomplished that much by his age might not have a lot in common with your average 23 year old guy?

Didn’t Darren Criss (I think it was him) say something about how he can’t believe how much Chris has done, because at his age he was still looking for a keg party most of the time?

Jun 19, 201363 notes
Jun 19, 20131,135 notes
#well hello handsome #nice to see you on my dash again
Jun 19, 2013580 notes
#i'm sorry for the shamless objectifying but #unf #tfmh is a dirty old woman sorry
Jun 19, 20131,211 notes
#i love how you can see him internally screaming in some of these #chris you are so adorable bb
The company t-shirts this year are bright tie-dye instead of the usual booooring black and gray

Of course, several people are openly complaining that they look “gay”.

Sometimes I really, really hate where I work.

Jun 19, 20131 note
Master Chef is having a crossover episode with Glee tonight

I don’t want to skip the episode, but I think I might have to. :-P

Jun 19, 20131 note
Jun 19, 201361,166 notes
Some URLs are really ironic
Jun 18, 2013
“Chris and I have not been down with it from day one. There’s a difference between shooting for marriage equality and having teenagers get married.” —Darren Criss on the klaine engagement storyline (x)
Jun 18, 20133,458 notes
#well holy shit dude #nicely done #watch the cc shippers scream PR

regular-lord-joesus:

badfirstimpression:

thefirstmrshummel:

regular-lord-joesus:

badfirstimpression replied to your post: badfirstimpression replied to your post: So far…

Gurl you know Id ace that shit. Through cheating of course. Mama Bear would toss me a rocket launcher right at the start.

Mmmm, true dat. As long as it’s entertaining I’ll be pleased. Oh and well I guess as long as Mama Bear’s happy. XD

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Mama Bear is happy when her babies are happy.

That is all.  :)

#or you know you and ian could just get married

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MAMA BEAR

WOMAN

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Jun 18, 20139 notes

badfirstimpression:

thefirstmrshummel:

regular-lord-joesus:

badfirstimpression replied to your post: badfirstimpression replied to your post: So far…

Gurl you know Id ace that shit. Through cheating of course. Mama Bear would toss me a rocket launcher right at the start.

Mmmm, true dat. As long as it’s entertaining I’ll be pleased. Oh and well I guess as long as Mama Bear’s happy. XD

image

Mama Bear is happy when her babies are happy.

That is all.  :)

#or you know you and ian could just get married

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MAMA BEAR

What?

*whistles innocently*

Jun 18, 20139 notes

regular-lord-joesus:

badfirstimpression replied to your post: badfirstimpression replied to your post: So far…

Gurl you know Id ace that shit. Through cheating of course. Mama Bear would toss me a rocket launcher right at the start.

Mmmm, true dat. As long as it’s entertaining I’ll be pleased. Oh and well I guess as long as Mama Bear’s happy. XD

image

Mama Bear is happy when her babies are happy.

That is all.  :)

Jun 18, 20139 notes
#or you know you and ian could just get married #EVERYONE WINS
Jun 18, 20134 notes
Jun 18, 20131,316 notes
Jun 18, 20132 notes

My friend/co-worker P is coming over for dinner with his boyfriend Friday night, and since they are both foodies, I have devised *Gordon Ransay accent* THE MOST AMAZING MENU 

Fresh made bruschetta

Handmade crab & ricotta ravioli, with a lobster cream sauce

Limencello sorbet

M, P’s boyfriend, is quite the amateur chef himself, so I’m pulling out all the stops. :)

Jun 18, 20132 notes
#i am doing more entertaining this summer than in the ten years since we bought the house
Jun 17, 201318,718 notes
Jun 17, 2013156 notes
#my bb #grant #jesus christ on a cracker
I feel like every Monday night on tumblr will be me basically scrolling through my dash and saying "Teen Wolf fandom, u ok?" repeatedly
Jun 17, 20133 notes
#i spent the night catching up on the next food network star #less feels to say the least
“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.” —Gary Provost (via qmsd)
Jun 17, 201369,254 notes
Happy and Lonely and Free.: I don't wanna be an adult → holycowomgitsjenn.tumblr.com

holycowomgitsjenn:

I don’t wanna look at appliances anymore and try to think about if I want carpet or if I want hardwood. I need to take someone with me to look at stuff and let me talk through what I like and don’t like. My parents… i love my parents. i can’t stress that enough, but they have a specific style and…

One think to keep in mind is that some appliance stores will give you a discount if you buy an entire suite of appliances.  For example, we got a fridge, stove, dishwasher and microwave, all from the Frigidaire Gallery series.  We got a $266 package discount from the appliance store, and a $200 rebate check from Frigidaire.  So that was $400 off of the roughly $3000 cost of our appliances.

As for hardwoods, have you thought of laminate flooring that looks like wood?  Much cheaper for a similar effect.  This is what we put in our kitchen.

http://www.mannington.com/Residential/Adura.aspx

Ours mimics ceramic tile, but they have a zillion wood styles as well, like this one:

http://www.mannington.com/Residential/Adura/AduraPlank/Burma%20Teak/AW541.aspx

Everyone who has seen our floor in person is shocked that it’s laminate.  We spent $3400 on flooring, but our kitchen is HUGE now, plus they had to do the connecting hallways.

That’s all I can think of for now, but feel free to hit up my ask with any questions.  I’ve owned two houses and lived in either of them for several years. Longtime homeowner here.  :)

Jun 17, 20134 notes
I JUST MADE HUMMUS IN MY VITAMIX AND IT IS LIKE AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FOOD STUFF

I SHOULD BE FED TO WILD MUSKRATS AND EATEN ALIVE FOR EVEN CALLING THAT SHIT I USED TO MAKE HUMMUS

Jun 17, 20134 notes
Going to hit the bed for now

‘Night all, my darlings!

Jun 16, 2013

twentythreefour:

Big hug today to all my friends with shitty, absent, and/or abusive dads.

Jun 16, 201314,424 notes
Jun 16, 201315,893 notes
George R.R. Martin on writing women:
  • Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
  • George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
Jun 16, 201398,429 notes
#waits for someone to comment that #George R.R. Martin is a mysoginst pig that has fooled us all #because that's usually how it goes
Jun 16, 2013
Jun 16, 20131 note

*struggles not to make vague, passive aggressive post*

Jun 16, 20132 notes
Jun 16, 20134 notes
Cooking time!
Jun 16, 20131 note
Jun 16, 2013150 notes
#if they ever make a movie of under the knife he would be an awesome choice for nate imo #his eyes aren't the right color but that's negligible

For Father’s Day, tonight’s dinner I am making orange roughy with a tomato leek broth, served over potato leek puree, and topped with sauteed spinach and slivered almonds.

Mr. TFMH has been quite the hero today, so I hope he loves it.  :)

Jun 16, 20133 notes

bonaventure-:

its so sad getting up in the morning and noticing you lost followers i mean if theres anything we learned from the 80’s its only common courtesy to wake me up before you go go 

Jun 16, 201329,634 notes

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

Jun 16, 2013165,213 notes
So hey, you know how I have that pesky mouse phobia?

So, I’m digging away in my herb garden with a shovel, and I bring up a big clump of dirt.  All of the sudden, the dirt starts moving and there’s grey fur everywhere.  Like something out of my own personal nightmare, there are FUCKING BALLS OF FUR THAT LOOK JUST LIKE MICE COMING OUT OF THE GROUND AT ME

Read More →

Jun 16, 20132 notes
#tw: mice
I have slathered myself with SPF 80 sunscreen, and am venturing outdoors to put my herb garden in
Jun 16, 2013
Jun 16, 20134,252 notes
#omg how adorable are you #i can't even drum up dirty thoughts about the handcuffs #well not many

littlepaperhugs:

i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.

Jun 16, 201369,975 notes

necesitamos:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

Jun 16, 201374,864 notes
Reblog If You Like To Write

reblogthings:

Either original stuff or fan fiction or anything really.

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Jun 16, 201318,371 notes
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Jun 16, 2013336 notes

brashblacknonbeliever:

With Father’s day fast approaching, I would like to send a shout out to the people typically ignored on days like this:

  • To the people with abusive fathers
  • To the people absentee fathers
  • To the people who don’t know their fathers
  • To the people who cut their fathers out of their lives
  • To the people with conflicting feelings about father’s day because their own father was a piece of shit but other men they know and love are awesome dads
  • To the people who learned how not to be a shitty dad by not doing what their father did
  • To the people whose fathers are deceased
  • To the people whose fathers are locked up or deployed and/or can’t come home
  • To the people trying to mend broken relationships with their fathers

You are not alone. If you don’t want to celebrate father’s day or you don’t want to talk to your father, that’s perfectly fine. Do whatever it takes to make sure you are healthy and happy.

Jun 16, 201320,552 notes
Jun 15, 20133,469 notes
Blurred Lines Robin Thicke ft. Pharrell & T.I.

ithinkivequitefinished:

What do they make dreams for
When you got them jeans on
What do we need steam for
You the hottest bitch in this place

I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH IT HAS BEEN MY JAM FOR THE PAST MONTH

Jun 15, 201358 notes
Reblog if you can speak, read, or at least kinda communicate in more than one language.
Jun 15, 2013188,341 notes
#lil bit of french and lil bit of italian
Jusr spent 40 minutes watching the Vitamix DVD with BG and Mr. TFMH

Welcome to our family Saturday night.  :)

Jun 15, 2013
#we're weird but it works for us
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